Outside Verse: Gladys felt the toe gently moving up her calf and wondered - did it belong to the dashing Edmund...or the brooding yet provocative Ingrid?
Inside Verse: Play your cards right, and you'll have a happy birthday!
Outside Verse: Rose is wracked by stress over what to get for her friends birthday. An expensive gift> A lavish party? Something handmade? What? What?
Inside Verse: -Ahhh! A cheap card! Happy Birthday
Design# 10126
Outside Verse: Timmy
thinks to himself that Becky look absolutely hot in that dress,
and that her king might not be the only thing that gets "jumped"
today.
Inside Verse: BLANK INSIDE
Design# 10127
Outside Verse: That's the tenth job interview I've blown this month...What
could the problem be?
Inside Verse:
Your birthday's on you like a cheap suit. -Hope it's a good one!
Outside Verse: Tell you what, Earl - instead of going out anyplace fun, why don't we sit on our asses in front of the T.V. all night?
Inside Verse: BLANK INSIDE
Design# 10129
Outside Verse: Secretly, Martha wonders if Darrel's tight little butt
will be part of today's picnic.
Inside Verse: Hope you get everything you want on your birthday!
Outside Verse: Stuck in the same position she'd been in when the "repairman" left, Bunnie frantically wondered what she'd tell the suspicious Bill when he got home.
Inside Verse: BLANK INSIDE
Outside Verse: Tee-hee! Is this the gear shift?
Inside Verse: Hope your birthday finds you in high gear!
Outside Verse: Years later, in a federal prison, Brad wouldn't be so quick to bend over and grab his ankles.
Inside Verse: BLANK INSIDE
Design# 10133
Outside Verse: "I've been on my feet all day, dear, and I know you
promised to help, but I can see that your ball game is on, so you just
go ahead and watch it..."
"Thanks, hon."
Never the sharpest guy around, Dave fails to realize the horrible trap
he has walked into.
Inside Verse: Be careful - it's your birthday!
Outside Verse: Madge pauses to reflect on how deeply satisfying housework really is.
Inside Verse: What's going on in the real world?
Outside Verse: Moments later, Ned lay gasping on the ground, clutching his privates and softly moaning.
Inside Verse: Hope your birthday's a big hit!
Outside Verse: Still reeling from Carla's sudden kick, the correct answer suddenly pops into Larry's head. "No...no... your butt doesn't
look big in those pants at all, hon." Inside Verse: You don't look any older on your birthday... - honestly!
Outside Verse: Using her left breast, Bud carefully steers Ellen into position to make the catch.
Inside Verse: Have a ball - It's your birthday!
Outside Verse: "May your anniversary bring you the same blessings that ours has brought us."
"Especially the 'wild monkey jungle sex' blessing."
Inside Verse: Happy Anniversary
Outside Verse: Carol would never again confuse the phone number of her hair stylist with the "Live Cowboy Sex" number.
Inside Verse: BLANK INSIDE
Outside Verse: Moments later, Buddy's tremendous fart would cause milk to shoot out of both
their noses.
Inside Verse: BLANK INSIDE
Outside Verse: "Toast, eggs, bacon and coffee? Is that all? That's all your making?"
The plate exploded with a tremendously loud cracking noise, and for weeks afterward, there would be a faint red mark on Mike's forehead.
Inside Verse: Hope your birthday's all you want and more!
Design# 10142
Outside Verse: Madame Zelda concentrates on the image of your birthday
present...concentrates...she sees -wait...It's no good...she's getting
nothing.
Inside Verse: Same as you. Happy Birthday
Outside Verse: Just look at her! There's no way that bitch is 39!
Inside Verse: -Catty Birthday!
Outside Verse: "Well, because, dear- nice girls simply don't wish for a "bodacious set of hooters".
Inside Verse: Hope you get everything you ask for on your birthday!
Outside Verse: (Doesn't really handle birthday cards and crap like that.)(Remembered your birthday, shopped for an appropriate sentiment, and got it sent on time)(Doesn't care if it's your birthday)(Isn't really sure who you even are)
Inside Verse: Happy Birthday...from all of us!
Outside Verse: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
Inside Verse: Hate me because it's your birthday, and all I got you is this cheap-ass card!
Design# 10147
Outside Verse: "Tommy, you are such a butt-head." "She
wants me"
Scientists now know that men process information in such a way that allows
them to modify data to fit their own closely held beliefs.
Inside Verse:
It's your birthday, and you look a year older.
I'm still a hunk.